Picture I incorrectly called this is a Photoshop. I apologize. This is a real DVD cover to a real David Hasselhoff cowboy movie. It's directed by Alan Smithee - I hear he's excellent.
Picture Just imagine, there was a point in time where women found this picture of David Hasselhoff sexy.
Picture My weekend was really intense, and now I'm totally drained and can't come up with any good captions. I'll try to do them later.