Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That explains the tail-shaped area that didn't get painted.
That must taste... interesting.
That's going to be a hell of a hangover.
Do not pass out at a luau.
Hey! They stole the name of my underground punk band!
Either someone is crazy and having a wake for her dog, or other dogs have figured out how to place obituaries in the newspaper.
So remember, if there's a dead mouse hanging on the door I'm in there with a girl.
I told him to take a jacket!
"This deer should be embarrassed."
This ones goes out to anyone who has ever said "I can eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it."
Who does this?
"Who passes out on the stairs, I mean they are so comfortable and all but that just means your an idiot and you deserve to spoon with a rotting deer carcass."
Whizzler!? Has anybody seen Whizzler? Oh my god...
This newly discovered species, the ubersquirrel, is known to hunt bears with it's laser vision.
"My friend saw a dead squirrel in the road, so he made it into a puppet."
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Don't ask me again.