Picture "We were camping in West Virginia during Spring Break, and we met this mountain man who lived in the woods. He let us take a picture of him, and the skunk he killed by throwing his tomahawk at it."
Picture I believe we meet our pets again in heaven, but until we get there they can read our t-shirts. Is that so crazy?
Picture "I'm telling you it won't fit""No, I've got an idea. Do we have any of those bungee cords with the hooks on the end?"
Picture "A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."