This will make more sense during adulthood when your brain finally sprouts its other hemisphere.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
We shall now refer periods as "Shark Week"
The Minivan: Two in the front, five in the back!
Beware: Wild Rick Astleys ahead.
Avoid your next bear attack using some simple bear psychology.
This weather really shafts us.
The Universe now makes sense.
Can't live with them. Imagine how sweet it'd be to live without them.
I don't workout which means I'm not fit, which means I have no idea what the thing on the right is.
Vaginas are CRAZY. What the hell is a fornix?
"I know you're a doctor, but I have a broken arm."
This is how med students do the shocker... from a textbook.
"This was in my Air/Space Vehicles lecture the other day. Everyone laughed."
"Oh, how I love Physics Textbook diagrams."
"This is a a picture from chapter 5 of my computer book. How dumb do they think we are?"
Ah, the College Experience