Tag: Dildo (Page 4)

"Crazy old woman randomly flips a dildo out of her pants at us while we're walking by!" Picture "Crazy old woman randomly flips a dildo out of her pants at us while we're walking by!"
"Me and my roomate live on the third floor, it was a pain in the ass carrying him up three flights... so i took my revenge" Picture "Me and my roomate live on the third floor, it was a pain in the ass carrying him up three flights... so i took my revenge"
Why are these girls so friggin' hot? Yeesh. Picture Why are these girls so friggin' hot? Yeesh.
"This is a beer bong, took us 4 hours to make, you dont realize how hard it is to shove PVC tube through latex rubber." Picture "This is a beer bong, took us 4 hours to make, you dont realize how hard it is to shove PVC tube through latex rubber."
Millions of years ago, I bet cavemen stuck fake cocks in each other's mouths when they passed out. Picture Millions of years ago, I bet cavemen stuck fake cocks in each other's mouths when they passed out.
Needless to say the staff in the Tim Horton's drive-thru were not pleased. Picture Needless to say the staff in the Tim Horton's drive-thru were not pleased.
My guess is that this costume will repel women instead of attracting. (gross) Picture My guess is that this costume will repel women instead of attracting. (gross)
"This was one boring Saturday afternoon and a friend of mine came up with the idea of super gluing a dildo to the hood of my car. We drove it around for a while like that. The looks we got from people were absolutely priceless." Picture "This was one boring Saturday afternoon and a friend of mine came up with the idea of super gluing a dildo to the hood of my car. We drove it around for a while like that. The looks we got from people were absolutely priceless."
Let's see, cops or a dildo... cops or a dildo... Picture Let's see, cops or a dildo... cops or a dildo...
"Nothing say's "Hot Deals on Cigars" like 12 pieces of shit decorating a tree. Or is this Christmas at the Dildo house?" Picture "Nothing say's "Hot Deals on Cigars" like 12 pieces of shit decorating a tree. Or is this Christmas at the Dildo house?"
I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick? Picture I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
No wonder she kept it in her pocket! Picture No wonder she kept it in her pocket!
You won't be seeing this in your Happy Meal anytime soon... Picture You won't be seeing this in your Happy Meal anytime soon...
it's a massager alright, just not an external one... Picture it's a massager alright, just not an external one...
The extremely single woman's dishwasher Picture The extremely single woman's dishwasher