They should call this product the "So It's Come To This."
"Sure, some people find the fist shaped dildo link when shopping on amazon...but how many people buy it as a gift, but decide they want to play with it first?"
It takes a real man to brush his teeth with a dildo.
"Those New Yorkers love their rubber dicks... glued to the back of their cars." I like how they wrote that like the first half of the sentence makes sense by itself.
"21 inches for her 21st birthday"
Bad Frosty!
CAUTION: Dildo mummy

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