Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo video Knocked Out by a 7 lb Dildo

"I mean, yeah, it's big--but I'm pretty sure it was the motion of the ocean that knocked him out."

From hooked

| 32 comments | May 03, 2012
Facebook Post Contains Both Dick Joke and "RIP Grandpa" picture Facebook Post Contains Both Dick Joke and "RIP Grandpa"

This is how he would have wanted to be remembered.

From dummystupid

| 6 comments | April 26, 2012
Dildo in Claw Machine picture Dildo in Claw Machine

The only toy in there that's actually any fun.

From UnderpantsKnome

| 2 comments | April 25, 2012
Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift picture Angry Customer Sends Comcast Gift

Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.

| 19 comments | July 20, 2011
Jessica shows off her favorite plaything and a stuffed animal. picture Jessica shows off her favorite plaything and a stuffed animal.

| 14 comments | January 20, 2011
"Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait." picture "Shows how much you know! She already has one, it's under her... wait."

| 8 comments | September 01, 2010
How embarrassing, he didn't use proper punctuation! picture How embarrassing, he didn't use proper punctuation!

From Alex

| 16 comments | August 30, 2010
She posts 3 albums with her and Mr. Bendy at a romantic getaway in Costa Rica. picture She posts 3 albums with her and Mr. Bendy at a romantic getaway in Costa Rica.

From eclipsed

| 10 comments | August 05, 2010
Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected. picture Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected.

| 8 comments | August 04, 2010
Dildo Knight Destroys Opponent video Dildo Knight Destroys Opponent

Knights used to be so much more noble.

| 36 comments | July 20, 2010
And hopefully some sort of live internet webcam coming soon. picture And hopefully some sort of live internet webcam coming soon.

From carbonspace

| 67 comments | May 08, 2010
I wonder if their employees giggle every time they say the company name hotlink I wonder if their employees giggle every time they say the company name
1 comment | August 20, 2009
Isn't that your mom's nickname? picture Isn't that your mom's nickname?

From Jakob

| 139 comments | August 13, 2009
Roommate's New Toy video Roommate's New Toy

A couple of guys make shocking discoveries about their roommate, and themselves.

From The Greater Good

| 52 comments | August 05, 2009
The Joydick video The Joydick

This is perfect for people who play videogames and also enjoy masturbating. So, all gamers.

| 43 comments | February 10, 2009
I know it doesn't make much sense from just looking at the headline, but she was asking for it. picture I know it doesn't make much sense from just looking at the headline, but she was asking for it.

From Flavel

| 104 comments | February 01, 2009
Grandma Dildo Surprise video Grandma Dildo Surprise

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.

| 166 comments | June 30, 2008
Young American Bodies video Young American Bodies

This is how all products should advertise everything.

| 36 comments | June 06, 2008
This is more of a human fail than dog fail. picture This is more of a human fail than dog fail.

| 104 comments | May 10, 2008
Pineapple Shaped Dildo video Pineapple Shaped Dildo

When normal fruit just won't do it.

| 70 comments | April 21, 2008