Stop eating with your paws, what are you, an animal?
He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.
Then wash it down with a nice glass of Listerine nog.
Thank you, lord, for allowing us to hold hands and get millions of YouTube hits.
Manet of the apes.
"Wonderful, Meredith. Now how about we retire to the foot of your bed?"
"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."
The bachelor who bought this could only eat half, leaving a jagged line down the middle.