As a general rule, you shouldn't pick a fight with anything that can eat you without chewing.
Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.
The little kid was heavily fined for not having a leash around the other 2 heads.
"Did you seriously just ask me if I want a doggy bag for my leftovers?"
Just when he thought there'd be nothing scarier than getting neutered.
This is the only picture they were ever able to get of him.
Only the second dog sees the huge rock they're about to smash into.
His dying wish? "Her first."