He doesn't have to listen to her. It's probably not even his real mom.
Aw, he thinks he has the right of way.
He's the ex-boyfriend her album is about.
Skechers gives dogs a leg up, even when they're not peeing.
Spoiler alert: the dog doesn't pop out of the screen and lick you in the face.
For them, joining the dark side means peeing on the rug.