Press Button to Operate Donkeys picture Press Button to Operate Donkeys

Before you press that button you best be sure you're ready to wield that kind of power.

From UrinalCakes

| Be the first to comment! | May 16, 2012
Donkey Is Super Photogenic video Donkey Is Super Photogenic

He really knows how to make an ass our of himself. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

From anncam333

| 4 comments | May 07, 2012
Donkey Sings Along with Violin video Donkey Sings Along with Violin

He was actually on The Voice, but he only made it to the semi-finals.

| 7 comments | February 03, 2012
Donkey Cigarette Dispenser with Dramatic Plot Twist video Donkey Cigarette Dispenser with Dramatic Plot Twist

Smoking is only for jackasses and people in horse masks.

| 5 comments | January 13, 2012
Death Metal Donkey video Death Metal Donkey

He'll head bang, but only if you get too close to his hind legs.

| 1 comment | December 12, 2011
Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set picture Donkey from Shrek in Toy Story 3 Set

Pixar would never cast a donkey. They're a classy joint.

| 5 comments | September 27, 2011
Donkey Interrupts News Report With Important News video Donkey Interrupts News Report With Important News

I don't have my donkey-to-English translator on me, but I think he's saying something about carrots.

| 6 comments | June 30, 2011
Lazy Ass video Lazy Ass

"You know, it's weird. Now that I know what it's like to be pulled, I miss pulling."

| 8 comments | February 17, 2011
Parallel Parking a Donkey video Parallel Parking a Donkey

Now that's how you back that ass up.

| 13 comments | January 07, 2011
At least one of them kept their clothes on/ picture At least one of them kept their clothes on/

From D. Baggerson

| 14 comments | August 23, 2010
"We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue." picture "We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue."

From John D

| 10 comments | August 19, 2010
BMW Donkey picture BMW Donkey

| 1 comment | August 02, 2010
That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services. picture That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services.

| 35 comments | July 20, 2010
Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade. picture Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade.

| 22 comments | May 21, 2010
Donkey Sings When the Saints Go Marching In video Donkey Sings When the Saints Go Marching In

New Orleans has found it's new king.

| 43 comments | January 14, 2010
The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him. picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.

| 43 comments | November 19, 2009
Extreme Sexy Movie Disclaimer video Extreme Sexy Movie Disclaimer

Oh man. This is going to be better than American Pie 14, the straight-to-DVD, uncensored DVD edition.

| 35 comments | November 05, 2009
Simple Sites: Pickle Donkey Knife hotlink Simple Sites: Pickle Donkey Knife
8 comments | December 31, 2008
This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey! picture This is not a double entendre, hope you like roast donkey!

From snark

| 29 comments | January 22, 2008
Reporter Blindsided by Donkey video Reporter Blindsided by Donkey

This reporter later went on to report the Tour de France, Bull Running, and NASCAR.

| 47 comments | January 11, 2008