Picture "We told our buddy that he was getting a henna tattoo of the state of Texas, and we greased the guy with 10 euros to put this on him instead. The messed up thing is that he knew what was happening halfway through, and he allowed it to continue."
Picture Hopefully he doesn't deduct points for Jon's illustration on the cover. I mean give the kid a break, this 30-page term paper is 50% of his grade.
Picture The old "painting a donkey to look like a zebra" trick, ay? I give him 24 hours before the toxic paint seeps through his hide and slowly poisons him.