Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
They get the same discount at the strip club too. 80 cents instead of $1.00 on the table.
Water them twice a day with whole milk.
This is what they serve for lunch in elementary school cafeterias.
Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare.
Cops and their damn ticket quotas!
Finally, someone combined the markets for soothing candle aromas with being fat, lazy, slobs.
That's just not fair.
The Dunkin' Donuts was busted as a meth lab the next day.
What's sweet, spicy, and makes you puke?
Most cop cars come equipped with an emergency donut supply just in case Krispy Kreme is closed.
The record is forty-five seconds, but you should be honored you even have the opportunity to do a Donut Stand.
Mmm... glazed donuts.
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