Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?
The couch must be off the wagon.
Getting drunk isn't a game, you guys, it's work.
He'll valiantly pass out in his own puke.
"Can you take this again? I think my eyes were closed."
As two men face off in a rhetorical battle of epic proportions to determine the future of our great nation, why not booze it up? Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.
They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.
Hottest diet in town.
The drunk is strong with this one.
The noble spartan prepared to challenge his worst enemy: _himself_.
Drink! Also, I'm going to have to write you up for public drinking.
Like what? You mean like thiiiiiis?
Veruca Salt is all grown up.
The real loser here is every single person who tries replicating this.
He likes beer okay, but he prefers Colt 45