Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Wie are zie greatest beer drinkers in de vorld.
A costume you can make next year out of materials you already have around the house!
Velcro in the cups and balls makes it actually playable.
Awful costume, but it's hard to complain when there's an extra beer bong around.
"I wore my costume all day and made an ass out of myself in the grocery store beer isle."
"We are hearby formally challenging the real Village People to a game of beruit."
If those taps work, this is costume of the century.
"We wanted to have the best costumes but we got so drunk they only lasted about an hour. After that we just looked like idiots with hoola hoops duct taped to our shoulders."
There should be strippers you can pay to do this, any time.
Should have gotten some glass boots.
Beer and women - who doesn't love it?
This is a great idea, even after Halloween.
Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
"I layed down and had people throwing balls at me all night."
He hasn't eaten in weeks so you know he's gonna be belligerent.
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