Man: In 1988.

Guy: Yes. All of this will take place in 1988, for some reason.

Man: We should just have all the actors be really, really eager and excited in a way that's more than a little suspicious,

Guy: Right. And due to budget concerns, we are only getting actors willing to be paid in hard drugs.

Man: Which they will take immediately before we record.

Guy: Exactly. Because we want all our actors to be tripping balls in every Driver's Ed video ever.

Man: And we can write jokes that aren't really jokes, but all of them will just start fake-laughing a little harder than they should.

Guy: And that one guy in the back who comes to class high will just start laughing too because they are.

Man: Perfect.

(pause)

Guy: But wait! We're going to be so fun-

Man: And hip!

Guy: -and hip, that kids might think that driving isn't a serious matter!

(pause)

Man: Maybe…maybe one of them could make a joke. And then clarify seriously that driving is 'no laughing matter'.

Guy: Yes. Seamless transition.
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