Thank ya, neighbor!
Morpheus Do you want to know the truth, Neo? Neo I do. Morpheus Unfortunately, I cannot just tell you about The Matrix. For you to understand it you must experience for yourself, and once you …
Only the dankest currency.
The customer's always right. Just not always in the eyes of the law.
"Rob Ford" Rap Parody of Jay-Z's "Tom Ford" is the Best Tribute the Crackhead Toronto Mayor Has Gotten
He's got 99 Problems, and they're all crack-related.
And she can't stop.
Super, super smashed.
Rotting is a helluva natural process.
I hope no one can tell I'm using.
In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users. No, guys. We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the government shutdown does NOT mean th …
P.S. Also sorry your bedposts aren't caramel flavored popsicles, but no harm there.
No one puts mommy in a corner.