CollegeHumor: Drugs Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/drugs Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6885163 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885163/an-americans-guide-to-canada-420-edition An American's Guide to Canada: 4/20 Edition Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:24:30 -0400 4/20 has arrived and the country needs to sit back, relax, and Netflix-marathon a season of Adventure Time now more than ever. Except you guys can't do any of those things because you're too busy dealing with a bunch of other stressful shit. Now, what if I told you that there's a place not too far from here where all your greenest dreams can come true? No more worrying about Big Brother punishing you for channeling your inner Bob Marley. No more overpriced, under effective ganja. And most importantly you'll be under the protection of North America's largest safety net in the off chance you manage to hurt yourself. That's right, I'm talking about Canada motherfuckers.

Now before you politically correct Ivy Leaguers try and interrupt with a, "omg Canada is so not like this, what a stereotype!" just know that the author of this article is Canadian. I say "aboot" and "eh" and all that shit. I apologize even when it's not my fault. Trust in my authority! But you know, only if you want to.

This April 20th, come pay the land of perpetual winter a visit. You won't regret it! Just check out the brochure!


 /article/6885133 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885133/the-longer-420-goes-on The Longer 4/20 Goes On Fri, 19 Apr 2013 13:37:16 -0400
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]]> /article/6884630 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884630/how-to-smoke-pot-for-the-first-time How To Smoke Pot For The First Time Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:55:38 -0400 So you're looking to "party down" with some marijuana, but you've never really done it before and it makes you nervous? Well don't worry! I'm not a great pot smoker either, but I've seen a million movies and tv shows about people slammin' the herb, so I've learned how to fit in perfectly with my fellow Harry "Pot"ers. Just memorize these five simple steps, and you'll be a regular Cheech and or Chong faster than you can say "hand me that doobarino!"

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What Your Drug Choice Says About You - Image 1...]]> /article/6868938 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6868938/say-snow-to-drugs Say Snow to Drugs Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:10:50 -0500
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Like this? Follow Caldwell on Twitter and/or /article/6867067 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6867067/the-7-stages-of-reddit-addiction The 7 Stages of Reddit Addiction Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:25:52 -0500

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The 7 Stages of Reddit Addiction - Image 1...]]> /article/6866282 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6866282/regret-everything-im-bad-at-drugs Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs Fri, 25 Jan 2013 13:23:21 -0500 Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.


Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn't know because I am terrible at them.


Meaning, my body doesn't seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.


...]]> /article/6863575 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863575/twidiots-lance-armstrong-smokes-dope Twidiots: Lance Armstrong Smokes Dope Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:18:12 -0500 In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

This week, Lance Armstrong revealed to Oprah that he did in fact use performance enhancing drugs during his racing career, despite repeatedly denying it in the past. However some dopes on the internet thought his doping involved, well, dope.


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Hello, my name is Mark Malcovich and I am writing this testimonial as a warning to anyone who is interested in experimenting with the drug "Life." Now let me just say, I never intended on getting hooked on the stuff. It was just something fun to do with my buddies in college; it was supposed to help me unwind after class. It was simple at first you know, playing Frisbee on the lawn or just taking a bike ride around campus. That was all we needed to get a good buzz going. It started with just us doing it once every few weeks, but then it turned into every few days, then just about everyday of the week. (I developed a serious case of arthritis from playing Frisbee so much and now have to masturbate with the help of a machine). But eventually, even that wasn't good enough anymore. "This is boring" we would all say in unison while riding our tandem bike. That is when we started getting into the hard stuff.


/article/6854183 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6854183/how-to-roll-the-perfect-joint How to Roll the Perfect Joint Wed, 05 Dec 2012 19:11:15 -0500

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How to Roll the Perfect Joint - Image 1...]]> /article/6844154 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6844154/yeah-science-could-coughing-while-smoking-get-you-higher Yeah Science: Could Coughing While Smoking Get You Higher? Fri, 02 Nov 2012 10:50:25 -0400 In "Yeah Science" Malibu Einstein covers all the weird, twisted parts of science they won't talk about on PBS.


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After much anticipation, we finally remembered to repack the bowl and watch Caldwell illustrate the results in the infographic below. Thanks to everyone who submitted.

Click on the image to see the full infographic.
...]]> /article/6758256 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6758256/weed-strains-named-after-people-youve-smoked-with Weed Strains Named After People You've Smoked With Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:59:06 -0400

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Are you my guy? Are you the guy I'm meeting? My friend said you'd be wearing a hat. That's not very descriptive though, there are like 30 people out here wearing hats. My boy said to just drop his name. So here it goes. Ryan. Does that do anything for you? Do you know Ryan? Cool, I guess you're my guy. Ryan's guy with the hat, what a foolproof method, can't go wrong there.
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...]]> /article/6186611 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6186611/marijuana-how-much-is-too-little-warning-signs Marijuana: How Much is too Little? Warning Signs Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:03:05 -0400 -You feel 300 rounds of Street Fighter is enough Street Fighter.

-You do not absolutely have to play this song for your friend.

-No matter when you look at your watch, it is not time for a Snack Attack.

-You are certain the person sitting next to you is not a cop.

-You have ambitions to score the assistant manager job at Del Taco.

-You have no urge to buy clean uri...]]> /article/5987315 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5987315/come-spring-break-in-mexico-with-cartel-travel Come Spring Break in Mexico With Cartel Travel Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:47:37 -0400

]]> /article/5947161 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5947161/what-easy-mac-instructions-look-like-under-the-influence-of-various-drugs What Easy Mac Instructions Look Like Under the Influence of Various Drugs Tue, 23 Feb 2010 15:52:14 -0500 Alcohol:



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