Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Girl Thinks Laundry Basket is a Chair
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
This way the puke doesn't get everywhere. It slides down the cardboard box, onto his chest a little, then, if we're lucky, 50% of it falls in the urinal.
"That's not where I put my keys..."
That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up.
You'd think she'd work it off after running 3 miles back and forth to her dorm for every update.
Tweeting and drinking is a great idea
Best part about not being able to cook -- ice cold Hot Pockets.
She was also drunk when she wrote that message.
Let this be a lesson to all of you at there: You can achieve any goal you want, as long as it's not jumping over a fence while drunk.
That couple in the background are actually his parents.
It's just like regular Monopoly, but fun
I've Gotta Feeling Parody
"Enough to have my little brother type for me."
There are a lot of things you're not allowed do while drunk, but writing haikus isn't one of them.
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