Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Every year during homecoming the 'war on sobriety' gets tanked for the full week of homecoming."
"Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."
Oh he's just buzzed.
Come on, get up! Pee and rally!
How many of you could name two friends who would carry you home if you were paralyzed by jungle juice?
If peeing your pants is cool, this guy's Miles Davis.
Girl-on-the-left looks like she still thinks she's drinking a beer.
"Yeah mom, I'm okay. They haven't harmed me."
Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.
"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
"My buddy Frank's first time drinking." See what everybody's raving about, Frank?
I may be drunk, but this blanket isn't nearly as soft as it should be.
All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
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