Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.
"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
"My buddy Frank's first time drinking." See what everybody's raving about, Frank?
I may be drunk, but this blanket isn't nearly as soft as it should be.
All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
"It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
You have to be kinda drunk yourself to gamble for a tiller.
"David Blane, wasted, trying to make out with my friend Bryn. How do you make a creep disappear?"
Drunk walking is responsible for thousands of hilarious falls every year.
"80 year old woman at Put In Bay - guys were making out with her." I don't want to know where those beads came from.
All the way from Germany - spot the local drunk.
This is like the "Teamwork" poster.
"The drunkest man I've seen in a while.. We took over 20 pictures with him."
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