Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The circle of life.
"An Amish guy dancing on a speaker box with his 'sober drivers' after he was offering everyone moonshine. He's wearing the girl in the yellow shirt's bra."
Must... eat.... brains....
Mom of the year.
A scene from the unreleased low-budget Fantastic 4 movie.
Gourmet Drunk Food
"At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
A Five-Step Guide to Blacking Out
Sober Me has a Sit Down Talk with Drunk Me
"2 in the afternoon and this guy stumbles past our table. This is no joke, and was not staged. He was like this for 10 minutes until his buddies moved him. He never fell, never moved."
Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo?
You're going to have to chug if we want another round, they stop selling beer at the 7th inning stretch.
What You Are Basically Telling Your Body
You know it's bad news when there are two toilet paper handles, and both are empty.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.