Tag: DVD

Bruce Willis Went Too Hard Picture Bruce Willis Went Too Hard
Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever. Picture Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever.
You can't see but he also cut off his own arm to portray Franco in "127 Hours." Picture You can't see but he also cut off his own arm to portray Franco in "127 Hours."
Weirdest part: the other half of his face looks like James Franco. Picture Weirdest part: the other half of his face looks like James Franco.
One question: can that noose support the weight of a family of 10? Hypothetically speaking of course. Picture One question: can that noose support the weight of a family of 10? Hypothetically speaking of course.
Finally you can hum to your hymns. School's never been so COOL! Picture Finally you can hum to your hymns. School's never been so COOL!
This comes in a double package with "How to Re-Invent Yourself for the Age of Internet." Picture This comes in a double package with "How to Re-Invent Yourself for the Age of Internet."
Now all we have to do is combine those two genres to make the most awesome movie ever: Fightin' Boobies! Picture Now all we have to do is combine those two genres to make the most awesome movie ever: Fightin' Boobies!
You know it's a knockoff because the Genie's voice is Shaq's. Picture You know it's a knockoff because the Genie's voice is Shaq's.
They had me at "Bonus Feature." Picture They had me at "Bonus Feature."
It's kind of like "The Princess and the Frog" but more racist. Picture It's kind of like "The Princess and the Frog" but more racist.
I think they misspelled "Blade." Picture I think they misspelled "Blade."
What, you didn't check out James Cameron's straight to DVD movie before seeing Avatar? Picture What, you didn't check out James Cameron's straight to DVD movie before seeing Avatar?
Those knock-off DVD people keep getting lazier and lazier. This business used to be about integrity. Picture Those knock-off DVD people keep getting lazier and lazier. This business used to be about integrity.
Available in 4-D if you drop acid. Picture Available in 4-D if you drop acid.
This doesn't even compare to the original, "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes UP" Picture This doesn't even compare to the original, "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes UP"
Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis. Picture Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis.
Buying them in the combo pack is actually cheaper than buying them separately. Picture Buying them in the combo pack is actually cheaper than buying them separately.
Backwoods doesn't even begin to describe this movie. Picture Backwoods doesn't even begin to describe this movie.
Coolest part? Megan Fox makes a cameo as a female transformer. Picture Coolest part? Megan Fox makes a cameo as a female transformer.
They must've used Babel Fish for this translation. Picture They must've used Babel Fish for this translation.
It's a Horno - part horror movie, part porno. Picture It's a Horno - part horror movie, part porno.
It must be a musical comedy. Like Rent. Picture It must be a musical comedy. Like Rent.
This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory. Picture This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory.