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			<title>Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2013 13:23:21 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.</em></p>

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Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn&#039;t know because I am terrible at them.</p>

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Meaning, my body doesn&#039;t seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.</p>

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			<title>Choose Wisely</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:07:25 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[&quot;Whoa, this is just like The Matrix. At least I think, I was high on rat poison when I saw it.&quot;]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 22:14:15 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The cold sidewalk feels sooo damn good on ecstasy. Like, almost not as cold as it usually does. Almost.]]></description>
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