Somebody woke up on the wrong sunny side of the bed.
You're going to need a tougher fork.
You can't be this adorable without breaking a few eggs.
I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.
Throw some bacon on there and you've got the whole farm.
Roadworkers scrambled to clean it up.
Eggsplain it to me one more time.
I don't have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.
The best part about these is, if you find the right deli, it can happen after noon.
He's already spotted 3 eggregious errors in the business section.
Someone just told him there was a raw egg inside. Yuck.
They're really regretting flinging that turd from the shovel earlier that day.
It's funny because it's delicious.
"Sausage, egg and cheese please. Actually, on second thought, just sausage and cheese."
This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.