Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Note from School
Home Depot's motto applies to both professions: More saving. More doing.
Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.
At least he can tell his mom what he learned in school today.
"My 10 year old's prediction for the next quarter of 4th grade."
I honestly don't see any other options here. My pen is in a goat?
This is the type of motivation that drugs take away from our children.
This kids will feel stupid when they remember that the school play is Star Trek.
Hey, sometimes even children need to relax! Which is why they give them blunt scissors for arts & crafts.
Kids are so informal these days. Seriously, do they even teach cursive anymore?
If you rearrange the words in "Elementary" you can spell "Legendary." True fact.
Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.
Stupid kid. Doesn't she know narwhals are incapable of love?
One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I'm abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.
He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!
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