Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I honestly don't see any other options here. My pen is in a goat?
This is the type of motivation that drugs take away from our children.
This kids will feel stupid when they remember that the school play is Star Trek.
Hey, sometimes even children need to relax! Which is why they give them blunt scissors for arts & crafts.
Kids are so informal these days. Seriously, do they even teach cursive anymore?
If you rearrange the words in "Elementary" you can spell "Legendary." True fact.
Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.
Stupid kid. Doesn't she know narwhals are incapable of love?
One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I'm abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.
He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!
Yeah he got it wrong, but that smiley face makes up for everything.
Back in my day, we actually had to talk to our parents to not tell them anything.
Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!
At least give him partial credit, he was only 2 letters away.
Judy is the most rebellious bitch in 2nd grade, so respect that Teach.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.