He definitely used the "get over here!" line on the honeymoon.
Takes 3 minutes to blow followed by a 3 hour 57 minute nap.
It's OK, his uncle's a doctor.
Note to self: Reread paper final time before submitting. Additional note to self: Kill roommate.
Where's the professional courtesy? They both work for the Empire.
Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.
Here's to hoping the destination is warm.
Plankin' ain't easy.
When you're engaged it's not sex, it's making love.
He's not planking, he's just too scared to move.
No bros were hurt in the making of this epic photo.
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"Guys, I think I need help."
She'll just have to pose for another 3 days.
...of randomly bursting into song online.
Who cares? They still have complimentary peanuts.
None of the drivers in the consequent 17 car pile-up are suing for damages stating that: "It was totally worth it!".
Finding him was easy. It was getting him to leave that gave the groomsmen trouble.
If only he put that much effort into trying to make $441,180.03.
It's amazing the things you can get away with at the zoo these days.
There were a surprising amount of lets.
He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.
Considerably more effective than a "Baby on Board" sign.