Just in case you were wondering what the Offspring was up to. They're in apartment 4F.
Just be glad Voldemort doesn't hug you like Draco.
Huge Sale - We've got loads to get rid of!
This is an extreme close-up of Bill Murray's forehead.
When the ride-on broke down he just tied a goat to pull.
I'm sorry Mr. Vick, I just don't see how this is any better."
It's a viewing within a viewing.
Police still searching for Dick Van Dyke.
Lives will be lost.
It's a party, baby!
That dude's been taking video for 20 minutes.
Unless you have more blankets, then come on in.
Everyone knows a real maverick doesn't need a college education.
He definitely used the "get over here!" line on the honeymoon.
Takes 3 minutes to blow followed by a 3 hour 57 minute nap.
It's OK, his uncle's a doctor.
Note to self: Reread paper final time before submitting. Additional note to self: Kill roommate.
Where's the professional courtesy? They both work for the Empire.
Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.
Here's to hoping the destination is warm.
Plankin' ain't easy.
When you're engaged it's not sex, it's making love.
He's not planking, he's just too scared to move.