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			<title>Cute Little Girl Waves &quot;Bye&quot; to Everyone on Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:00:40 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 18:03:53 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 13:44:30 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:17:21 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, it can only go down from here.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:54:51 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She was only one escalator step away from reaching the top.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:35:04 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:06:59 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.]]></description>
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			<title>How To Sweep an Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:37:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 11:55:56 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Maybe you'll burn off some of this morning's Cinnabon. You're welcome"]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:53:17 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:49:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Walking just isn't some people's thing.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:15:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In fairness, that escalator called him a tricycle.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:14:55 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She's not gonna let some fancy "moving stairs" tell her which way to go.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:44:36 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[OR, how all stairs should be, if you're fat.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:10:59 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Tragically, this escalator leads directly to a meat grinder.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:50:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Wheelchair Escalator Accident</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:03:14 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:08:57 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Terrible Riddler costume.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:00:32 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Don't laugh, this escalator leads to a Chinese restaurant.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalator Slide</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:39:45 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's so much more convenient than falling down a flight of stairs.]]></description>
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