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			<title>Escalator Helicopter Fail</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:38:33 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[What goes up must lose weight.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalator Reversal</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:38:39 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[And so the singularity begins. First phase: those moving staircases we always stand on.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:56:42 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Wow, it's like they want us to use our legs or something crappy like that.]]></description>
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			<title>What's Your Worst Escalator Story?</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:24:16 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Always elevate.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2012 11:47:15 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I can't believe this didn't work. It seemed like such a good idea.]]></description>
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			<title>Guy Slides Down Escalator Divider</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 11:24:40 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:40:35 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Does this escalator make me look fat?]]></description>
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			<title>Car Crash on Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:26:17 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If you know a better way to get a car upstairs, I'd like to hear it.]]></description>
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			<title>Cute Little Girl Waves &quot;Bye&quot; to Everyone on Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:00:40 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I would've been afraid to wave back. I'm not supposed to associate with strangers.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 18:03:53 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Buying some hilarious gag vomit at Spencer's Gifts should put some pep back into her step.]]></description>
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			<title>Man's First Escalator Ride</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 13:44:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He always had a feeling stairs were the Devil's work, and this confirms it.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:17:21 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Well, it can only go down from here.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:54:51 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She was only one escalator step away from reaching the top.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalator Ninja</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:35:04 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 15:06:59 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[An elderly couple stood on the stairs for 5 hours before their grandchildren had to come pick them up and take them home.]]></description>
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			<title>How To Sweep an Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:37:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 11:55:56 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["Maybe you'll burn off some of this morning's Cinnabon. You're welcome"]]></description>
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			<title>Dog Confused by Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:53:17 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[To be fair, he's from a remote village and is unfamiliar with most modern technologies.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalators are Hard to Walk on</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:49:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Walking just isn't some people's thing.]]></description>
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			<title>Unicycle Escalator Jump</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:15:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In fairness, that escalator called him a tricycle.]]></description>
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