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			<title>Escalator Reversal</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:38:39 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[And so the singularity begins. First phase: those moving staircases we always stand on.]]></description>
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			<title>Cute Little Girl Waves &quot;Bye&quot; to Everyone on Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:00:40 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Man's First Escalator Ride</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 13:44:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He always had a feeling stairs were the Devil's work, and this confirms it.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 12:35:04 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:37:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA["I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."]]></description>
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			<title>Dog Confused by Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:53:17 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[To be fair, he's from a remote village and is unfamiliar with most modern technologies.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalators are Hard to Walk on</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:49:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Walking just isn't some people's thing.]]></description>
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			<title>Unicycle Escalator Jump</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:15:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[In fairness, that escalator called him a tricycle.]]></description>
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			<title>Up the Down Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:14:55 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She's not gonna let some fancy "moving stairs" tell her which way to go.]]></description>
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			<title>Shortest Escalator Ever</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:44:36 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[OR, how all stairs should be, if you're fat.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:10:59 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Tragically, this escalator leads directly to a meat grinder.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:50:14 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[No wonder women love the mall.]]></description>
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			<title>Wheelchair Escalator Accident</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:03:14 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Thank God he's already paralyzed.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:00:32 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Don't laugh, this escalator leads to a Chinese restaurant.]]></description>
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			<title>Escalator Slide</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:39:45 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's so much more convenient than falling down a flight of stairs.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:43:28 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:04:46 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Escalator</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:37:14 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that if you jump down an escalator face first you won't get hurt. Oh, never mind. (gross)]]></description>
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