Super cute AND protects against predators!
I like frontbutts and I cannot lie.
Too traumatized to cram in a Chappelle's Show reference here. "AHHHHHHHH!!!" Was that one?
True love knows no bounds. Except restraining orders.
All you need is a razor to finally get that perfect beach bod.
His Father would be proud.
Nocturnal Emission didn't quite fit.
Beauty is in the eye of no one sometimes.
Then and only then would I leave my scary demon race car bed.
This wound bleeds, but only once a month.