What a MILF (Mother I'd Like to Facebook-Block).
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
WHERE'S RACHEL!?! Tell her I borrowed her lipstick.
It's like they tried to make World War Z a movie about zombies, or something.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott" - Vin Diesel
When it comes to your driving test, there are no wrong answers, sweetie.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into n00bs.
Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.
Changing your profile pic is truly the _least_ you can do.
But it's just, like, SO addictive!
Let's give her a round of applause.
He believes he can fly.
American ingenuity at its finest.
It's a beautiful painting about the revolving nature of life.
Just don't do it.
Chicken Soup for your eternal soul.
Psy is actually a powerful rain god.
"I've seen some things, man. Terrible things. Things you wouldn't even understand"-Vietnam Ror
She tried to poke me but it exploded my computer.
You, uh, you know that's not cheese, right?
And so it continues.