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You don’t have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.

The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer picture The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer

At least, barring a vicious magnetic storm, they'll never leave you.

| 3 comments | 2 days ago
Girl Drops Nose Pluckers in Toilet, Posts About it on Facebook picture Girl Drops Nose Pluckers in Toilet, Posts About it on Facebook

Nose pluckers may not have fallen into the toilet, but someone's friendship certainly has.

| 2 comments | February 10, 2012
The Booze Brothers Get Called Out on Facebook picture The Booze Brothers Get Called Out on Facebook

Three people strong for a distract button.

| 0 comments | February 06, 2012
Bad Speller Hates it When People Misspell Words picture Bad Speller Hates it When People Misspell Words

Isn't it the wurst?

| 4 comments | February 04, 2012
Facebook SOPA Protest Fail picture Facebook SOPA Protest Fail

She stinks at this.

| 6 comments | January 24, 2012
Facebook Flirting Fail picture Facebook Flirting Fail

He's never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.

| 5 comments | January 23, 2012
Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way picture Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way

To be fair, God was really drunk.

| 3 comments | January 19, 2012
The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Have to Do picture The Hardest Thing You'll Ever Have to Do

Besides explaining what toothpaste is to your robot grandchildren.

| 16 comments | January 16, 2012
Like This Post picture Like This Post

I wish there was a dislike tab.

| 5 comments | January 13, 2012
Puke Train Chain Reaction picture Puke Train Chain Reaction

Heaving it forward.

| 2 comments | January 09, 2012
Honest Facebook Thread picture Honest Facebook Thread

So true, your Aunt Linda couldn't help but like, comment, use the share feature, and thank you for posting.

From Joe Donatelli

| 3 comments | January 09, 2012
Facebook Kombat picture Facebook Kombat

Whoever loses has to deactivate their facebook account.

| 3 comments | January 03, 2012
Handgun Gone Wrong picture Handgun Gone Wrong

He had a good run. Unfortunately he won't be running any time soon.

| 7 comments | January 03, 2012
Facebook Abortion picture Facebook Abortion

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

| 16 comments | December 19, 2011
Facebook Wall picture Facebook Wall

| 1 comment | November 02, 2011
Facebook Profile Prank picture Facebook Profile Prank

This is exactly why you're supposed to say cheese in pictures.

| 4 comments | September 30, 2011
Girl Really Enjoys How Guy Smells picture Girl Really Enjoys How Guy Smells

If she really wants, she can probably buy some at her local gastroenterologist.

| 6 comments | September 28, 2011
Will Smith Facebook Fan Club picture Will Smith Facebook Fan Club

I thought racism would have way more than 1,497 fans.

| 13 comments | September 22, 2011
Girl Thinks She's Kissing Dog's Belly Button picture Girl Thinks She's Kissing Dog's Belly Button

Every dog has his day.

| 6 comments | September 12, 2011
Chemistry Joke Correction Fail picture Chemistry Joke Correction Fail

Give the guy a break, his doctorate is in biology.

| 19 comments | September 08, 2011