You don’t have to be friends with, know, or even like, Mark Zuckerberg to have a Facebook profile. You used to need a college email address to sign up, but now it appears the only requirements are a willingness to send creepy messages, poke, or share political opinions via status updates and comments.
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Horse Sketch Posted to Facebook Can Only Be Complimented
I think this picture really captures your fragile ego.
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Tattoo Advises Against Permanent Decisions
I was just going to get the word "irony" but I wanted something harder to cover up.
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Facebook Post Contains Both Dick Joke and "RIP Grandpa"
This is how he would have wanted to be remembered.
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Paying for Items Online by Putting Credit Card in CD Slot
I gotta get me one of those round cards.
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Brother Looks Like Dog, According to Facebook Post
This is my brother. He likes digging holes and chewing bones.
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Dog Blows Bubble Gum Bubble Through Butthole
Dog eats pack of bubble gum. Dog goes on a walk. Dog blow bubble gum bubble through butthole.
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13-Year-Old Criticizes Sonic Youth
This kid seem to think he's a pretty kool thing.
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
