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Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
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People Thinking Carl Weathers is Joseph Kony
I'd start a rumor that he's Stalin if it meant being able to get tickets to opening night of the Arrested Development movie.
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
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One Night, Two Versions
I think that means it averages out to "meh."
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Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
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Creeping Out the Wrong Girl on Facebook
It's Facebook official--this guy's awkward.
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Have You Heard This "Music"?
It's like enjoyable noise to my ears.
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Drunk Girl Eats Mouse Fur Out of an Owl Pellet
All the more reason to not get drunk on a fourth grade field trip.
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Superman Button-Down Shirt
His kryptonite is attention.
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Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
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"Protective" Brother Facebook Fail
What happens on Facebook definitely doesn't stay there.
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This Weekend Was Wonderful Facebook Post
Emphasis on "was" and "one."
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The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer
At least, barring a vicious magnetic storm, they'll never leave you.
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Girl Drops Nose Pluckers in Toilet, Posts About it on Facebook
Nose pluckers may not have fallen into the toilet, but someone's friendship certainly has.
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The Booze Brothers Get Called Out on Facebook
Three people strong for a distract button.
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Bad Speller Hates it When People Misspell Words
Isn't it the wurst?
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Facebook SOPA Protest Fail
She stinks at this.
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Facebook Flirting Fail
He's never been turned down by a woman, but only because no one has ever even responded.
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Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way
To be fair, God was really drunk.


