Ge believed he could fly... but his beliefs were misguided.
You need to double-jump if want to reach that platform.
Boats and Ice Skaters: Mortal Enemies.
"Guys, did you see that leap!? Aren't you proud of me?"
All the grace of a tranquilized walrus.
I see no problems with this plan.
He looks tired.
Contrary to popular BEARlief, these fuzzy fellas aren't all that graceful. But that doesn't make them any less human. The fact that they're bears do.
How do you screw up falling?
This guy got a tattoo which refers to his girlfriend, whom he affectionately calls "Tulip." The flower in the tattoo is a lily and the lettering spells "Turnip."
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
"You've got to do something to make it exciting."
Back in my day, we just called it "Sex Ed."
With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a "Ma and Pop" store is smalltalk.
They're like an even hotter version of Goofus and Gallant.
Name your price, I'll take the best otter.
Aw, he thinks he's unfortunate people.
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
This can mean only one thing: g-g-g-g-ghost pretzels.
It's not like you can afford either.
$24.99? That's insulting.
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
It's Facebook official--this guy's awkward.
If you're interested, I can meet you outside of my apartment. I'll be the guy in the wrinkled shirt.