Picture "On the last day of school, the University of Calgary (unofficially) holds annual couch races. My friends and I strapped a skateboard and two rollerblades on the bottom of this couch. A photographer from the local paper got this picture of our crash."
Picture "Ooh, 3.62 seconds just won't cut it for Little Millie Morris this year. Don't forget folks, stay on or GTFO!"
Picture Let this be a lesson to all of you at there: You can achieve any goal you want, as long as it's not jumping over a fence while drunk.