CollegeHumor: Fans

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 13:55:42 -0500

Obliterated Alumnus

Why He's There: Because there's nowhere else to go. All his old college buds are married with kids, and this is the one time during the year he can recreate his glory days, which weren't even that glorious to begin with.

Catchphrase: "BACK IN MY DAY WE… (muffled, presumably racist comment)"

Cheer: "WOOOO AHHHH YEAAAA I LOOOOVE Y'ALLLL"
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Hovering Paper Plane

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 09:26:23 -0500

Kind of like a hologram, but real, and not a hologram.

College Football Fan Melts Down After Team's Loss on Xbox Live

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 10:13:52 -0500

If he wanted to avoid losing the game he was actually involved in too, he probably should have gone for a nuke, instead of all of those f-bombs.

Volleyball Spike Takes Out Player and Guy On Sideline

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 13:53:12 -0500

It's a win, win, undetermined outcome of the actual match situation.

John Krasinski Knows How to Treat His Fans

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 15:21:29 -0500

I'm not doing a Jim impression, I'm actually staring at the screen in disbelief.

Kid Loves Preseason Basketball More Than You Do

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 13:30:27 -0400

Yes, "a little" would have worked too.

Baseball Fans Repelled by Baseball

Wed, 03 Oct 2012 08:22:45 -0400

Judging by reactions there must be poop on that ball.

Baseball Fan Wants to "F*cking Cause Trouble" and Wish Her Mom a Happy Birthday

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:50:53 -0400

It's the thought that gets past the censors.

Football Streaker Achieves The Impossible Dream

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:54:44 -0400

Getting away has never been so freeing.

Gangnam Style Dodgers Style

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 12:14:28 -0400

"The Dodgers win the Internet! The Dodgers win the Internet!"

Lion Mascot Sucks Dick

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:26:41 -0400

The lion goes: ROARGAGGAGRGCCCCHHHHKK.

Estonia Welcomes Back Olympic Hero with "We Are the Champions"

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 19:19:49 -0400

Well, now they are.

SPOILER ALERT: Bane's Speech from a Fan's POV

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 11:08:08 -0400

When Chris Nolan finds out about this... then you have my permission to run away as fast as you can.

Lady Wants to Know How Kristen Stewart Can Live with Herself

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:42:07 -0400

Your move, Chris Crocker.

Soccer Fans Pretend Their Team Scored a Goal

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 10:25:03 -0400

Cool, but not as impressive as their pretending an athletic event is a reason to drink alcohol and wear scarves.

Vibrations During Magic Mike

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:26:41 -0400

I guess they go to a theater where the AC isn't sent to Arctic Blast.

Mets Fan is Straight Trippin'

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 14:41:39 -0400

What? It sounds better than filthy lyin'.

Fan Spins Lights Instead of Fan Blades

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:35:01 -0400

It's a terrible fan, but a great disco ball.

The most annoying Justin Beiber fan

Mon, 25 Jun 2012 09:22:48 -0400

Yeah! And what has Kurt Cobain done in the last 18 years?

Cat Falls off Ceiling Fan

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:33:08 -0400

I immediately regret this decision!