Silent but undeadly.
This country needs to take the farts more seriously.
In my experience, no, no they do not.
Shouldn't have had that flint and steel burrito.
And just think about how we can tell this story when people ask how we met!
September 21, 2010: a day we will all remember.
May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.
Unfortunately the photographer's standing 5 feet away.
Unless they're especially squeaky sounding and you can't resist.
"Guys, I think I need help."