Picture First KFCer to find the feather wins life long chicken buckets and the right to sign a non-disclosure agreement! Win-win.
Picture He traveled 300 miles from the middle of a desert only to realize they phased out the chihuahua years ago.
Picture Temptation: A dish best served cold (with a side of extra large curly fries. Ooo and throw some quac on top of that, I don't mind paying extra).