When God gets you stuck in a door, he opens a window.
If they're able to get off it, how are they ever going to stop eating?
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This one time, at fat camp...
Don't go too fast, your golden parachute will deploy.
What to do when your blow-up raft pops.
Someone's gotta anchor them to the ground.
And that's the reason why he doesn't get any dressing on his subway foot longs, folks.
Don't worry, she'll be making out with her Shake Weight soon enough.
The Meatloaf Baby's diaper covers a pig in a blanket.
"And to celebrate, I will be spending these record-breaking quarters at the Chick-fil-A down the block."