Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
News Report Warns You Not to Go on the Ferry. NO SERIOUSLY.
"Got a little Captain in you?" was the pickup line the ferry's captain used a reported 36 times while ranting in a drunken stupor to three 17 year-old girls on a school field trip. The ferry crashed and sunk soon thereafter.
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