Fireworks, gas, and beer should not mix.
    *polite applause*
    "Saw this while down south on Spring Break - it wouldn't have seemed like much of a surprise except for where was selling them- just seems like a poor decision on their part to me...."
    "My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't."
    Fireworks and lightning on the fourth. Neat.
    Happy fourth, everybody!
    Here's a place to not bring a match.

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