Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Never has a bottle rocket shot out of someone's ass looked so inspiring.
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Fireworks, gas, and beer should not mix.
"Apparently, he couldn't find the bottle we had been using."
When you've got an extra bowling ball and extra M-80, your Friday night is set.
Let this be a warning to you kids that think shooting a bottle rocket out of your ass is "cool" and "hip"
"Saw this while down south on Spring Break - it wouldn't have seemed like much of a surprise except for where was selling them- just seems like a poor decision on their part to me...."
"Belly Button Bottlerocket Blast" Despite the alliteration, it's still a bad idea.
"My friend was so drunk he fell in the lake while attempting to shoot a bottle rocket, so we thougth it would be a good idea to make him launch it out of his mouth while his face was under water. His body was under but his face wasn't."
Fireworks and lightning on the fourth. Neat.
Happy fourth, everybody!
"Me and my friend are ready for the 4th of july, beat this."
"A tech student rode this chair down the local ski hill into a water hole. On the way down he shot fireworks."
Here's a place to not bring a match.
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