Picture "We'll be the judge of that, sir. Now bend over so I can perform a cavity search." - worst gay racist police officer ever.
Picture "Things are bigger in texas.... this is a Ford 650 limo..... only one in the world... need a step ladder to get in it..."
Picture "Welp, the rear end messed up on my bronco so we bought a 100 dollar neon and played bumper cars."