Robot Fortune Cookie picture Robot Fortune Cookie

The robot who wrote this was immediately destroyed.

| Be the first to comment! | November 23, 2011
Fortune Cookie Gets Personal picture Fortune Cookie Gets Personal

As you read this a Chinese man begins licking your toes.

From Bill

| 3 comments | June 16, 2011
"... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here." picture "... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here."

From Klebz

| 23 comments | March 12, 2011
You and me both. picture You and me both.

| 18 comments | March 07, 2011
You just got Chinowned at Panda Express. picture You just got Chinowned at Panda Express.

| 13 comments | March 02, 2011
Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. picture Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.

| 34 comments | February 24, 2011
"Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese." picture "Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."

| 12 comments | February 21, 2011
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys! picture They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!

From Ted

| 17 comments | January 26, 2011
The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl. picture The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.

From Adam

| 19 comments | January 07, 2011
Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early. picture Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.

| 6 comments | December 21, 2010
The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness. picture The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness.

| 12 comments | December 09, 2010
Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper. picture Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper.

| 25 comments | November 12, 2010
Well, isn't that inspiring? picture Well, isn't that inspiring?

From James

| 30 comments | October 15, 2010
"I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!" picture "I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"

From Jack Kellerman

| 38 comments | October 05, 2010
You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight. picture You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.

From Steve

| 8 comments | September 09, 2010
Greasy, greasy Chinese food. picture Greasy, greasy Chinese food.

From Jake

| 5 comments | August 27, 2010
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul. picture And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.

| 7 comments | August 12, 2010
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support. picture Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.

| 8 comments | August 12, 2010
Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened. picture Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened.

| 1 comment | July 01, 2010
Fortune for one! Misfortune for all! picture Fortune for one! Misfortune for all!

| 42 comments | May 11, 2010