Tag: Fortune Cookies

Helpful Fortune Cookie Explains Orange Juice Picture Helpful Fortune Cookie Explains Orange Juice
Robot Fortune Cookie Picture Robot Fortune Cookie
Fortune Cookie Gets Personal Picture Fortune Cookie Gets Personal
"... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here." Picture "... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here."
You and me both. Picture You and me both.
You just got Chinowned at Panda Express. Picture You just got Chinowned at Panda Express.
Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. Picture Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.
"Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese." Picture "Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys! Picture They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!
The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl. Picture The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.
Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early. Picture Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.
The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness. Picture The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness.
Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper. Picture Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper.
Well, isn't that inspiring? Picture Well, isn't that inspiring?
"I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!" Picture "I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"
You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight. Picture You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.
Greasy, greasy Chinese food. Picture Greasy, greasy Chinese food.
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul. Picture And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support. Picture Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened. Picture Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened.
Fortune for one! Misfortune for all! Picture Fortune for one! Misfortune for all!
... even if that means lying under oath. Picture ... even if that means lying under oath.
Super vague predictions will be made to you sometime in the future. Picture Super vague predictions will be made to you sometime in the future.
This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter. Picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.