Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Helpful Fortune Cookie Explains Orange Juice
Robot Fortune Cookie
Fortune Cookie Gets Personal
"... from this restaurant. No fortune cookies at Golden Lantern down street. You eat here."
You and me both.
You just got Chinowned at Panda Express.
Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.
"Last time I take my 2 year old out to Chinese."
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!
The Chinese consider the same 3 options when they have a girl.
Because right now it's late and we're used to going to bed nice and early.
The curse of the fortune teller is pure honesty. And laziness.
Why do you think people love fortune cookies so much? Free toilet paper.
Well, isn't that inspiring?
"I was with my girlfriend eating Chinese food when she insisted on opening both of the fortune cookies. Best day of my life. I love the future!"
You will eat cold General Tso's with your bare hands tonight.
Page 1 of 5
Best Around the Web
Best of CH
Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends
The Problem with Jeggings
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter)
Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)
The Six Girls You'll Date in College
Prank War: The Yankee Prankee
We Didn't Start the Flame War
I've Gotta Feeling Parody
POV: Hot Girl
Look at this Instagram (Nickelback Parody)
Honest College Ad
Unsexy Naked Time (Music Video)
Hitting on Other Employees Like Bartenders
How To Turn Your Couples' Costume Into a Singles' Costume
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.