Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Greasy, greasy Chinese food.
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Because some people's fortunes are vague, disappointing, and somewhat threatened.
Fortune for one! Misfortune for all!
... even if that means lying under oath.
OK, China Is Messing With Us With These Fortune Cookies...
Super vague predictions will be made to you sometime in the future.
Chinese food makes dreams come true
This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
One of your 365 dreams should be to have those 9 days of the year back.
Fortune Cookie Mission
I Think The Guy Who Writes Fortune Cookies Wants to Tell Us Something
Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
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