Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
One's size 7, the other's 13.
"Ninja Turtle feet."
"Real life inspiration for that creepy Dreamcast game?"
Old volleyball accident.
What ancient artifact do I have to find to send you back where you came from?
"Three missing teeth, feet can bend around, concave rib cage, and a broken pinky on my left hand."
I think your shorts are on backwards.
Remember the guy with the twisty legs? Were you wondering what his face looked like?
If we don't hunt down these freaks, who will?
Remember the scene in Spaceballs where the teleporter mixes up Mel Brooks' body?
"Haven't seen many weird body things lately."
No Photoshop - someone caught a fish with two mouths.
I bet the ladies love that.
Pictures like this are promoting an unattainable image to young, impressionable girls.
Check out the tonsils on that girl.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.