"Seen in the student union at Purdue University - Calumet campus."... I hope everyone's ready for a new crop of freshman.
To hang up a sign like this is one thing, but to actually have it printed is another.
You don't see this on those long distance commercials about move in day.
Novelty shirts: get 'em while you can get away with wearing them and not get slapped.
I'm sure this worked. The one with no sleeves seems trustworthy.
"Tried to put out a flaming shot with his palm. Stupid Freshmen."
First night at Nova, not only did he sleep on his laundry, he also pissed on it.
"OU's kinky methods of weight-gain prevention."