Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack picture Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.

From Yestheyaredoingit

| Be the first to comment! | May 21, 2012
Crazy Mutated Lemon picture Crazy Mutated Lemon

When life gives you lemons, banish it back to the dark twisted universe from whence it came.

| 3 comments | May 03, 2012
Watermelon Car picture Watermelon Car

The perfect car to eat on a hot summer day.

From imwatchinu

| 1 comment | April 19, 2012
Boneless Bananas picture Boneless Bananas

Well now I don't know what to expect from other bananas.

From azcomputerguru

| Be the first to comment! | April 18, 2012
Blueberry on Doorknob picture Blueberry on Doorknob

If you have to ask, then--well, you know what, it actually makes sense to ask.

From @jesskenney

| 2 comments | March 21, 2012
Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma picture Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma

How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.

From gudatspeeling

| 7 comments | January 12, 2012
Banana Gun picture Banana Gun

Is that a gun-shaped banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

| 2 comments | December 20, 2011
Coconut Face picture Coconut Face

"But I don't want to be a Mounds bar."

| 1 comment | May 10, 2011
Cherry Tomato Atlas picture Cherry Tomato Atlas

"If you think grapes have wrath, just imagine what my shoulders feel like."

| 2 comments | April 06, 2011
You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats? picture You think he'll embrace watermelons the same way Bruce Wayne embraced bats?

| 11 comments | March 09, 2011
A real fruit's fruit. picture A real fruit's fruit.

| 11 comments | January 04, 2011
"Did your mind just explode? No? That'll be $0.30 then." picture "Did your mind just explode? No? That'll be $0.30 then."

| 63 comments | October 22, 2010
(SUBMIT YOUR GIANT STRAWBERRY PICTURES RIGHT NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EAT THE GIANT STRAWBERRY YOU JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF) picture (SUBMIT YOUR GIANT STRAWBERRY PICTURES RIGHT NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EAT THE GIANT STRAWBERRY YOU JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF)

From ßlooregard ©

| 16 comments | August 25, 2010
The peach was just told that he's dying. picture The peach was just told that he's dying.

From Dr. Grosspussy

| 44 comments | February 13, 2010
Where's Gallagher when you need him? picture Where's Gallagher when you need him?

From Andrew Bridgman

| 22 comments | February 10, 2010
This is what art majors/vegetarians do in their free time. picture This is what art majors/vegetarians do in their free time.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 183 comments | May 15, 2009
"So don't think about putting me in any other hole." picture "So don't think about putting me in any other hole."

| 76 comments | May 04, 2009
Wow, imagine the enormous pineapple bra we could make out of that. picture Wow, imagine the enormous pineapple bra we could make out of that.

| 2 comments | December 06, 2005
The most phallic fruit yet? picture The most phallic fruit yet?

| 2 comments | January 14, 2005