I'm also a mom who wants to make you a great deal, so come on down!
Goochy goochy goo.
"We were driving to white castles to get food and we saw this."
I am cornholio! I need TP for...
That's what she said!
You have to be a putz to shop at...
I'd like to give her some maxillofacial surgery... with my DICK!
"I'll have the chicken. Thanks."
They must handle sexual harassment cases.
If you can ask, then no.
The only school that didn't shut down for MLK's birthday.
I've been looking for a place to buy my own Plinko.
"Never let a drunk man cut your hair," was the best advice my father ever gave me.
Looks like they're dealing drugs.
Then how come the three of you are still dirty? OHHH!
Cocaine's a hell of a drug, and this is a hell of a deal!
For some reason, most funeral homes have no sense of humor.
She won't let me, that's why I'm buying the liquor.
You want a flat screen TV installed in your poodle?
Now available in different area codes!
I thought niggers had a prime minister.
All they sell is that electronic Harry Potter broom.
I kun't stop laughing at this one.
I'll skip the breakfast.