Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
funny store name
All they sell is that electronic Harry Potter broom.
I kun't stop laughing at this one.
I'll skip the breakfast.
They must make a ton of money on their Cheese Doodles appetizer.
Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.
This is your last warning - next time you show up for work with your shorts less than 5 inches beneath your ass, you're fired!
Jerkey your meat.
Sounds more like an adult bookstore than a family restaurant.
Only men, women, and children allowed. No rabbits.
I GOT CRABS FROM COOTERS!!!!!!
I always wanted a son.
Model airplane glue is a drug, right?
Yeah I'm looking for something small and thin, just to let people know I'm an asshole.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.