Tag: Funny Store Name (Page 5)

They must make a ton of money on their Cheese Doodles appetizer. Picture They must make a ton of money on their Cheese Doodles appetizer.
Try the gook soup - it's fantastic. Picture Try the gook soup - it's fantastic.
Haha 69. Picture Haha 69.
This is your last warning - next time you show up for work with your shorts less than 5 inches beneath your ass, you're fired! Picture This is your last warning - next time you show up for work with your shorts less than 5 inches beneath your ass, you're fired!
Jerkey your meat. Picture Jerkey your meat.
Sounds more like an adult bookstore than a family restaurant. Picture Sounds more like an adult bookstore than a family restaurant.
Only men, women, and children allowed. No rabbits. Picture Only men, women, and children allowed. No rabbits.
I GOT CRABS FROM COOTERS!!!!!! Picture I GOT CRABS FROM COOTERS!!!!!!
Nocturnally delicious. Picture Nocturnally delicious.
I always wanted a son. Picture I always wanted a son.
Model airplane glue is a drug, right? Picture Model airplane glue is a drug, right?
Yeah I'm looking for something small and thin, just to let people know I'm an asshole. Picture Yeah I'm looking for something small and thin, just to let people know I'm an asshole.
Much better than their original name, "Walk Across the Room With A Grape Up Your Ass Jewelers." Picture Much better than their original name, "Walk Across the Room With A Grape Up Your Ass Jewelers."
What's sweet, spicy, and makes you puke? Picture What's sweet, spicy, and makes you puke?
Hollah! Picture Hollah!
"They either put too much thought into this, or too little." Picture "They either put too much thought into this, or too little."
You're not gonna tell me what? Picture You're not gonna tell me what?
Would you trust them with your pet? Picture Would you trust them with your pet?
Here's a million dollar idea for anyone ambitious enough - an erotic religious gift store. Picture Here's a million dollar idea for anyone ambitious enough - an erotic religious gift store.
Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60. Picture Is it twelve dollars or ten? I guess I'll just bring 60.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
Don't they have racial slurs in Turkey? Picture Don't they have racial slurs in Turkey?
Self service? I'd love to see that. Picture Self service? I'd love to see that.
You were doing WHAT last night? Picture You were doing WHAT last night?