CollegeHumor: Gay

Son Tells Dads He's Straight

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:52:15 -0400

So much for social progress.

This Guy Knows How to Deal with Westboro Baptist Church

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:23:32 -0400

It's a good thing Westboro already knows everything about free speech.

Profile Picture You Can Use If You Don't Support Gay Marriage

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 11:36:40 -0400

Changing your profile pic is truly the _least_ you can do.

No Gay Marriage, No Gray Marriage Either

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:41:17 -0400

Can you imagine having to explain old people getting married to YOUR kids?

When Activism Meets Internet: The 21 Best Marriage Equality Symbols

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:46:27 -0400

When Activism Meets Internet: The 21 Best Marriage Equality Symbols

I'm Not Homophobic, But...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:46:31 -0400

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

With the fate of Proposition 8 currently resting on the Supreme Court, the Twitterverse has been a-buzz with chatter about Marriage Equality. Despite the generally encouraging, positive tone of most voicing their opinion, some Tweeters are a little more conflicted on the topic of our Gay and Lesbian friends… While still being tolerant, of course.

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What Lesbians Think About Penises

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:40:14 -0500

Penises can be such dicks.

Trolling Westboro Baptist Church

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 12:16:27 -0500

God hates douchebags.

Not Gay Just Modeling

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 13:35:23 -0500

Not gay says the abs profile pic and winking emoji.

Gay Dogs

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:31:50 -0500

A Chow Chow in Jimmy Choo's? Honey, no.

Indiana Teacher Who Wants "No Gays" Prom x Billy Madison

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 15:52:21 -0500

If openly-expressing-opinions-founded-on ignorance-and-intolerance in your pants is cool, consider her Miles Davis.

This Boy is a Bottom

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 14:48:17 -0500

He's such a drag.

Bullying Reenactment

Mon, 28 Jan 2013 13:13:03 -0500

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words affect me on a multitude of levels.

What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 13:37:27 -0500

You say tomato, I say vagina.

Unabashedly Gay Bumper Sticker

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:15:30 -0500

I'm so police officer I have to pull you over.

Gay Love Jerseys

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 12:17:52 -0500

I love you, bro. For real.

Lesbian Response to Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 01:47:05 -0500

Gender norms FTW.

REPLY ALL: Friend-zone, Early Classes, and Slacking Off

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 15:29:55 -0500

Once a week, resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will have a glass of whiskey and then answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.

Ok so there was this cute girl at my school. I noticed her and introduced myself and she gave me her number. Well, about 40 texts in she told me she had a boyfriend but would love to be friends. I said ok but now we have been texting and hanging out for around a month. We have a lot in common and now it has gone from thinking she is cute to a crush. She still has a boyfriend though. What should i do? – Anonymous, via Tumblr

You should think about how many floats you want in the parade celebrating your election to Mayor of friend zone. In my professional girl opinion, this babe is not planning on making out with you. Maybe she likes the attention or (more likely) she generally thinks you're a cool dude, but either way she's got a boyfriend and you've got to acknowledge that.

The Internet loves to make girls the villains in a friend zone situation, but you've got to accept some responsibility as well on this one. She told you that she had a boyfriend and you let yourself entertain the idea of her as a romantic option anyway. Don't get me wrong, I've been there too. I have politely introduced myself to girlfriends and said "Hey, I'm Marina! Great to meet you!" when what I really meant was "Great to meet you! Here's hoping your relationship falls apart so I can swoop in, console, and hit that!"
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"You're Gay" Car Note Inspires Extremely Gay Music Video

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:20:34 -0500

"We found this real note on our car and turned it into the greatest rock song of all-time."

Re: Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:04:58 -0500

"By all means, go for it" - Straight men