"Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick"
Is that why we're at war?
He didn't even know that door was locked? What a moron!
George Bush hates Halloween.
Geez, the president is dumb.
"One of my friends thought it would be funny to schedule another friend an army recruiter visit. This friend happened to have a funny 'George Bush' answering machine message, and when the recruiter hears it... this is totally real." (MP3)
I thought George Bush ate human babies.
"World leaders as kids..."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!:
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