"German" Video

This would be a lot less confusing if Jennifer didn't clog the toilet that night.

From djflula

As long as he doesn't knock its deliciousness, I'm pretty sure he's covered by the first amendment.

From djflula

"Hold on to your lederhosen, young Dieter. You can play Kackel Dackel with your friends from kindergarten after you finish your sauerbraten."

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that.

We've found Waldo: floating through the infinite void that is modern existence.

That's nothing. I used to bullseye lego guys in my T-16 back home.

It's like solving a puzzle! Every time you have to drive somewhere. For the rest of your life.

Just kidding! They're friendly dinosaurs. They only ate one guy on their way out.

Schaut euch an wie ich meinen Freund mit diesem hammergeilen Geigentrick verarsche. Ich bin der deutsche Ashton Kutcher.

And that's the story of how we conquered Communism.

If you can find a more precise and effective stapler, you'll be killed on the spot.

"What's that, Mr. Snookers? Catastrophic floods expected in the East? Isn't that adorable!"

Brought to you by the letters L, S and D.

Meet the two biggest sports heros in Germany.

Simple solution: Eat the wrapper.

From what we understand, this is from a German documentary on vampires.

Is it just me or are all Verzekeringsmaatschappij commercials great?

Germanys Finest Fitness Tapes

I had to make a music video for a German class, my senior year of HS. I got a 97/100 and was baffled by the missing 3points.

Dana Carvey and Steve Carell are "Germans Who Say Nice Things"